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JaFW the KingslayersPosted by XoloAugust 1, 2010 at 9:55 pm
So Duskfire was out of town for a few days, and we thought it would be a really cool idea not to tell him we'd downed the Lich King while he was gone, then show up with Kingslayer titles and surprise him. Little did I realize that he would sense there was a disturbance in the force, check us out on armory, and figure out we'd done it before he'd gotten back. So we learned two things: (1) Duskfire has many more tricks up his sleeve than we have in our entire deck, and (2) Just a Flesh Wound is more badass than the Scourge. There, I said it. Come and get some.
Sooo, who wants to do some ICC10 fights on heroic next week? Anyone?  The Cough TestPosted by XoloJuly 8, 2010 at 2:29 amI don't like doctors. They think they know so much, what with their fancy coats and their sensible shoes and their tongue depressors--as if my tongue didn't have enough to be depressed about already! But that doesn't mean you can't have some fun with them. Try this for a change: jump them with 24 of your friends, drink up all of their medicine, listen to "Helter Skelter" really loudly and kill a pedophile's wife. Wait, I messed up. Let me start over.
I don't like doctors. They smell of disinfectant and and always pick complicated medical terms as safe words. You should jump them with 24 of your friends, drink up all of their medicine, listen to "Helter Skelter" really loudly and kill a pedophile's wife. Better!  HalioffPosted by XoloJuly 3, 2010 at 6:58 pm
Why is it every time I see a purple dragon, a bunch of kids end up dead?!
T.A.F.K.A.B.P.Posted by XoloJune 9, 2010 at 3:54 am
True story: my brother Eddie Xolo and I were hanging out with the Blood Princes one night and they challenged us to a game of basketball. We thought it would be easy because the Blood Princes are all short, and besides, no one's ever seen a basketball hoop in Azeroth, so we figured they weren't very good. We were wrong. They schooled us. Then, they made us pancakes. Then, we killed them and took their stuff. 'cause like, for real? My crew hates to lose a game of basketball, especially to short androgynous royalty.
We were going to do close out the wing, but it was 10:30 three zero party--oops out of time. But enjoy this picture of us partying like it's 1999.  DLF (Dreamwalker Lib Front)Posted by XoloJune 2, 2010 at 1:56 am
THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE DREAMWALKER LIBERATION FRONT. We are a militant organization devoted to the liberation of Dreamwalker from the bondage of ICC25. We have your trash mobs. For every ten minutes you do not free Dreamwalker, we kill more trash! Do not take this as a joke. This is not a joke. This is as serious and unfunny as Dane Cook.
In fact, here's what Dane Cook would say about this: you know how sometimes, how sometimes, you're making a threat, you know, a threat, how you make threats, you know, and when you make the threat, you're making the threat, you kill some trash mobs? You know? You know how you kill some trash mobs? Everybody kills trash mobs when they make threats! You know? You know how that is? Just imagine us screaming that into your face while slathered with hair gel and you pretty much have the idea. Oh, we freed her already? ... never mind. Oh, also, unrelated news, someone killed all your trash, dude. Sorry.
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